Momma Post

This is my mom. You don't know her, therefore you can't possibly know how cool she is without even trying to be. I post on facebook about her sometimes, so I think I'll occasionally do a "Momma post" here. Everyone should know this lady. 

She helps me procrastinate:

Me: I've been thinking, since I'm single now-and may be single for the rest of my life-I should find my calling.
Momma: *Looks up from her book* Sounds good.

Me: Like as soon as possible. Tonight.

Momma: *laughs* How about we do it tomorrow?

She's always logical:

Me: This scab on my wrist is annoying me; I look down and think it's a bug.
Momma: Scratch it off!

Me: Moms aren't supposed to say to pick your scabs!

Momma: Unless your child is grown, and the scab looks like a bug.

I hope that made you smile. Goodnight all!